Laugh a Little. These work best if you read them out loud to your fellow inmates.
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot.
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
So, after this quarantine…..will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroomes
Laugh a little and share your stories with us.